Dream house -Part 1 (2022)


I’m breaking this up into several phases, arbitrarily determined by me, to avoid a massive blob of content. I jump around from certain tasks, but things get done. The journey begins in 2022. 2023 work can be found here!

Who doesn’t want a custom home? I sure did. I thought about it for years and years and looked at various land on Redfin and watched things come and go. In June 2022, I had been thinking about it again and decided I need to actually move forward if I was going to do this.

Getting the Land

You can’t build a house without land. I had strict criteria for what I wanted:

  1. No more than 30 miles from Costco(you might laugh, but this is important for me).
  2. Acreage. I wanted at least 5 acres.
  3. High speed internet must be available(cable/fiber). No DSL.
  4. Not on the water.
  5. Somewhere in Western WA, still in Zone 8b/9a. 
  6. Not too far from emergency services.
  7. No HOA.
  8. Not near a highway.
  9. I don’t want to see my neighbors’ houses from my house.
  10. I can actually pay for it.

I had found something that fits the bill, with the caveat that there were wetlands onsite. I had some data from the previous seller with some basic information of location and restrictions, but this was far from a delineation. More on this later. Before looking at the parcel, I scoured GIS maps looking at elevations, water flow, zoning, and other possible constraints. I had a very good idea of what buffers were required for the land. I also mapped out driving paths to various locations and analyzed local roads to understand what weather issues may arise.

I had some basic information from the previous owners looking to develop:

  • ~ $16,000 for a well
  • ~ $25,000 for septic
  • ~ $30,000 for power

I went onsite, shorts and t-shirt through walls of blackberries, scotch broom, and tall grass down and and an overgrown driveway to get to the meat of the parcel. I managed to get about 50′ into the corner of the 8.2 acre parcel, but I was satisfied with what I saw. 

Next step was an offer, all cash with 15 day septic contingency. Seller disclosure had said a perc test was done, but I was not going to trust that. I managed to find a septic design company to perform test pit excavations with not the best results, but still stating the site was suitable for a 4 bedroom system. Good enough for me, time to move forward with closing.

After the purchase

I knew there were wetlands, but I needed exact details before I could make any further plans. This is the data I had prior to the purchase:

After nervously awaiting the report from the county, I was delighted at the final results:

I had no real constraints for my project. This was better than the best case scenario I was expecting as the actual wetland were far smaller than expected. On to site stuff and permitting!

Site work – Sep 2022

At this point, my plan was to build a 24×24 pole barn. I knew I wanted a house, but that was years down the road. I had the land and wanted to build something to hold me over. I purchased plans for a barn and started the process to gain approvals for site work.

I could barely get my newly purchased Kubota to the site. No way my 2WD truck would even stand a chance. Hills and mud and brush. It’s hard to picture, but there were no walk-able areas. No fields. Just walls of blackberries and brush.

Small place to walk. Facing north, what will become the driveway.

Xing moving brush.

A slightly larger space emerges.

Facing NE. Unclear area will become site of garden and house.

Whoops. Fixed with a chain from Harbor Freight and the tractor

Facing north to property line. Garden area emerging.

Area mostly cleared. The brush pile is roughly where I was thinking of having the pole barn. You can see the plum trees we picked up on clearance at Home Depot.

November now and the rains have arrived. Driveway area is a muddy mess, about 1′ deep. Firming up with riprap I had delivered.

20 tons of rocks to be the driveway fill base.

Making the driveway. Geofabric on top of riprap. Probably not needed.

Dec now. Driveway access heading down to the site from existing improved access. 4×4 vehicle worthy. Also, done for the year.

Read more: The saga continues in 2023